Friday, February 23, 2007

Bettini is the man.


It's like he's even saying, "What's that you say? You're crying??? Winners don't cry. Oh yeah, go ahead and sob you little whiney bitch."

21 comments:

Alan said...

is this a bettini slam? or a ciolek slam? both of them are kickass. I couldn't really tell. Your caption was a kind of contradicting.

"wow. that's so condescending"

-caveman

munsoned said...

I guess I shoulda put it another way. I meant it to sound like Bettini was saying winners don't cry, then realizing that ciolek didn't win, so that's why he's crying.

You know, kinda like me saying to you, Peter, "Oh man, isn't it great sprinting in the 53x12 gear? Oh wait, you don't have that gear because you're agedly challenged."

Matt N said...

everyone knows that bettini is a little bitch that cries on que just like Virenque used to. After that mountain stage in 04 Richard was crying like a little bitch about his mom and such. They are both pussy's. Ciolek is where the future is at, but remember this is his first year with a big squad so he might struggle a little bit. if you look at the stage finish Ciolek didn't throw his bike, but if he had he would have easily won the stage.

Alan said...

Yeah, winning a race in memory of your cloeset friend and brother and crying about it is such a pussy thing to do. Man, what a pussy. Fucking pussy rode away from everyone. Fucking pussy kicked Zabel's ass in a sprint to become the world champion. Man, what a wimp.

Alan said...

And about Jr. gears...I'll still fuck all of you in a 50 18. I was winning cat 4 crits with 100 guys in the field when I was 14 with Jr. gears. So shut up about the gear you ride. That's like saying "Oh man! That dead guy has a 80 11! He's gotta be the fastest guy in the world!" That junior gear didn't keep Alex from beating Jonny in sprints and/or coming close to it. And we all know how slow Jonny is at sprinting... Remember elmwood? when he attacked with 1k and then sat up and still raped everyone in a sprint? Yeah ON Junior gears. Remember at that crit around the lake where Alex came around Jonny and they both threw their bikes? ON JUNIOR GEARS. That's cuz alex was fast. You deal with it. You weren't saying shit when he was owning everyone. You didn't say shit when he became a PRO straight out of being a junior...collecting cat 1 points with junior gears. So, act like you know something and shut the fuck up. You're fast regardless of your gear ratio. Either I'm fast or I suck. The 2 tooth difference really isn't going to matter. That's just an excuse. A rather stupid one at that.

Alan said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff

Matt N said...

peter you are taking this junior gears thing a little too seriously. I just don't agree with the rules, that's all. No need to popoff. You sure did mention a whole lot about 'The Chosen One' and junior gears but not so much on yourself. HMM, must not be that fast. Take it easy if you get pissed just grow a sack and we'll call it even.
In regards to Bettini crying at the tour of lombardy, I understand that one, but he seemingly cries whenever he wins a race. He was even a little teary eyed after the TOC win, and that was nothing. I'm just saying he's a little bitch.

Alan said...

Go fuck yourself. You've taken shit way too far.

What team are you on matt? what team am I on? How many hundred races have you done? Were you ever top 10 nationally ranked? Do you have cat 2 upgrade points? Are you 16? Have you been racing a bike since you were 8? How many 10,000's of thousands of miles have you ridden? Are you one of the most well-known junior cyclists in America? I believe I was the one who got the silver at the state rr in the 3's. What did you get? 15th in the 5's? A race that was 1/4 the length of the 123's? You talk about becoming a cat 4...something I was when I was 12. So, you think you really have a say in anything?

Call up my brother. Ask him if I suck. He'll tell you I'm on the same road he was on at my age. And yeah, that's pretty fucking far from sucking. You make it sound like you are some big cycling legend that knows the shit about the shit of cycling. The only shit you know is the shit that is posted daily on velonews.com. You have no racing expirience whatsoever. Matt, you're a cat 5. Don't compare yourself to me. I don't give a fuck how old you are. Talk shit and tell me I suck once you are at the tippity-top of elite level racing and then I might consider listening to you. But til' then, please just do the local cat 5 races and make an ass of yourself in the local scene by being a cock.

Tell me I suck. Say that you're gonna be faster than me. Results prove that I don't suck. Facts are that you'll NEVER be faster than me. Nor will you do more races than me. Nor will you be riding a bike longer than me.

Thanks for the motivation. I'll keep this in mind while I'm riding the rollers tonight.

-Peter Boyd

Mike- Leave this up. I am not going to be publicly humiliated and not have the right to talk back.

Matt N said...

PB you are the one taking stuff too far. I'm honestly just kidding with you. I don't really mean close to 90% of the shit I say. I guess you'll just have to know me longer to know I'm full of shit. I know you are a good rider, I've never doubted that. I'm just messing with you. I don't know how many times I have to say it, that it is just all in good fun. Ask Mike how much shit I give him all the time. Just lighten up a bit man. You are taking stuff to a personal level that I never meant it to go to. I have 1/2 a season of racing and that was because I've only been doing this for three years. i didn't have the advantages that you have, so I am starting from scratch. I am trying my hardest to do better, and one day I will get there. Don't say I don't know shit because you haven't known me for very long. I'm still really knew to racing and such, so take it easy. I've met your brother and see a lot of similarities between the two of you, so the James shit is just a play off of 'the chosen one' moniker that you have said before. I'm sorry i've pissed you off

Matt N said...

You make the point I'm a 5, well duh, everyone knows that. I've only been racing 6 months. I started at age 21. not 8. So there is a big difference between you and me.

I don't act like I know it all and I am definetly not a COCK. That's bullshit of you to say. YYou say the shit that I say hurts, but what about you with the shit you just said. You are the one taking it to a personal level, not me. I admit that I dig a little deep sometimes, but lighten up, I've said it before I'm just kidding. If you can't take a joke that isn't cool.

I have never said you suck. I don't think that because I've seen you race and I know you are fast. I alson know you are a hell of a lot faster than me. I will never deny that you are better, so when I say I will beat you one day I use it for motivation for myself.

I got 2nd in the RR, and I hadn't been riding that much because I didn't take last year very seriously. This year is different, and I will prove that in due time. I bust my ass every day to lose weight and get better, and you do the same thing. I don't have your natural talent or experience. I haven't had the opportunities that you have, so be thankful with what you have. I have what I have and try and do my best with it.

I respect you as a person and rider. You are one of my good friends and I'm osrry to piss you off. I won't say shit anymore.

Alan said...

It just got out of hand. That's all. I'm cool now.

Flintstone R Cube said...

Jack will come in and kick all your asses.

Alan said...

my kid would kick your kid's ass.

bryan said...

That's all much more entertaining to read when you're not involved in any way.

Alan said...

no, it's fun if you're involved too. Actually, it's more fun if you're part of it. Only women sit back and get off on watching shit like this happen. Next time join in! ALL of you.

Flintstone R Cube said...

Sounds like you're in it now, bitch!

Alan said...

You are all bitches. You are all in it. I hate you all. You're all my friends. Well, actually I don't knoe you Fredcube, but you like The Big Lebowski, so you're a friend in my book. I'm going to pretend Bryan is a fan of The Dude as well... Hope this clarifies some of the confusion.

This argument really tied the blog together did it not?

bryan said...

We want ze money, Lebowski.

fuckers.

Alan said...

We knew you never had the girl all along dickhead! You don't have the fucking girl dipshit we knew you never did!

Fuck you! Fuck the 3 of you! Without a hostage there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules!

Flintstone R Cube said...

Walter I'm sure there's a reason you put your dirty undies in ...

The weight, dude. The ringer cannot look empty.

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